[ Maybe he just didn't go to the right movies. How many years has Tom Cruise been famous now? ]

Neither have I. I only sit for a movie if my friend is there to narrate it. I do a lot more reading or listen to music.

[ There's audio descriptive services but it's better with Foggy's witty commentary and when they're the only two people in the room making obnoxious crunching noises from eating popcorn. ]