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Sara Ryder ([personal profile] profallsional) wrote in [community profile] funnyhearts 2020-08-26 05:01 am (UTC)

[ Now she’s attracted the attention of—Well, someone. Certainly not a staff member—-and Ryder had the distinct feeling that for all her rash and dangerous hijinx, attempting to mistake this woman for an employee would earn a spot in the top 10—-but a person nevertheless. ]

Personally, I would label my meat a bit on the frosty and recently thawed side. [ That’s a little cryogenics humor for you there. Hilarious. ] But I am new, so maybe flash frozen. [ That’s even worse. Ryder quickly moves on. ]

—Anyway. Yeah. New here. Trying to dress myself. The computer is resistant. It’s like I'm seven and trying to wear my pants on my head all over again.

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