Then perhaps what needs to happen first is so figure out the solution. We could go back to where you had whatever turned you into this and see if a similar item is around to do the reverse.

[Certainly this place isn't so cruel that it would leave someone like this.]

Otherwise you might have to wait and see if this wears off. Maybe if you are lucky it won't take long. But if you feel that happening...let me know so I can take you out of my pocket.