[Oh..oh no. Drunken times don't count you fool, he doesn't remember them! And this is not the same man as the one in the hotel. Wei Wuxian mentally kicks himself about a dozen times. He tries to not look at panicked as he is feeling.]
Ah...haha..I'm just kidding, Lan Zhan!
[Fail..don't lose your cool now Wei Wuxian. He's slowly backtracking in the water. Maybe he can play off when he first got put in this body and he tried to make Lan Wangji kick him out of the Cloud Recesses. Does this one have those memories? He has no idea...]
Those times you held me in bed are hardly considered hugging after all.
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Ah...haha..I'm just kidding, Lan Zhan!
[Fail..don't lose your cool now Wei Wuxian. He's slowly backtracking in the water. Maybe he can play off when he first got put in this body and he tried to make Lan Wangji kick him out of the Cloud Recesses. Does this one have those memories? He has no idea...]
Those times you held me in bed are hardly considered hugging after all.
[...just stop talking.]