[knows nothing about chickens..there is no clucking..there is no chickens..]

Ah..ha..well..apparently you like to be licked, Lan Zhan.

[is he really going to tell this part? Yes..Yes he is..]

You see..I was talking too much and you put your hand over my mouth...so I licked it. And well..apparently you really wanted me to lick you again which is why you let me catch you.

[please don't hate him...please don't have him...]