"We aren't exactly the same either you know.." He has a feeling he is far more shameless then this one in a lot of ways. And although their Lan Wangji's are different, their core is the same. He's sure of it.

"But like I said...at the time I had no idea. I just figured he was close by. It wasn't until I kissed him..that things became a little clearer. And I didn't even do that until after I was in this body."

He takes the drink and does actually drink a good bit of this one. To hell with the name..to hell with the contest..now he just wants to be drunk. It makes telling these stories a lot easier.

"Do you want to know what he did when he took me back to Cloud Recesses? What I did..what we did.." He's not even sure anymore who did what but he knows it was important. "I tried to seduce him! I wanted him to be so grossed out that he tossed me right back out of his sect. But you know what he did instead? A damned binding spell..I couldn't move..I slept on top of him the whole night!"

And this is apparently how people make their affections know in his world. By kissing them when blindfolded and forcing them to sleep with them. Really Wei Wuxian is a bit of a moron for not putting it all together sooner...