funnyhearts | TEST DRIVE MEME 003

TEST DRIVE MEME 003

HAPPY HEARTS HOTEL

You wake up in a padded box. It rocks, gently, as though suspended in mid-air. You begin to stir, confusion or distress pushing you to try to sit up — and then the air begins to smell sweet, and you fall back asleep.

You wake up in a padded box. For a moment, you are beatifically calm. You don't know how you got here, or why, but that isn't really all that important. You don't need to know where you are. You're just... here. And here is a wonderful place to be.

But there is a niggling suspicion growing in the back of your mind. A suspicion that here is not somewhere you wanted to be. That it is not where you're supposed to be. You remember... chasing a white rabbit (or was it a person)? A mirror? Bright light, and green ivy crawling over your skin... Before you can worry too much, the box jolts, and then settles, and after a long moment the walls fall from around you to reveal —

A hotel lobby?

"Welcome to the Happy Hearts Hotel and Casino," says an attendant behind a desk. "We're so pleased you could join us. We have your room keys and Empathies here, please make an orderly line and we'll hand them out once we've confirmed identities. After that, feel free to explore the hotel! We highly recommend starting with the casino. Everyone's a winner here in Happy Hearts!"

Is this normal? It doesn't feel normal. And hey — you could swear you had shoes before!

I. SHALL WE DANCE, SHALL WE FLY

Those of you hoping to make use of The Pool of Tears today are in for a disappointment — it appears to have been shut down for the day to make room for a special event! Dozens of small vehicles that resemble pink flamingos are parked along the grounds by the pool, and others are being flown above it with varying levels of skill.

People wearing name tags identifying them as guest instructors mingle around the parked vehicles to offer lessons on how to fly the flamingos. They'll also allow the flamingos to be checked out to be used for recreation, regardless of whether the person checking them out has had flying lessons or not.

Why is this taking place in the pool area and not outdoors, you may ask? Why, because a crash landing in water is so much softer on the bones than on solid land, of course.

Or perhaps you were hoping to spend some time at the Caucus-Race, making use of the hotel's private gym. It seems that, too, had been taken over for an event — dance lessons! There are more guest instructors there to lead dances of all kinds, from groups to couples to private instruction. Even if you didn't intend to partake of them when you came here, you may find yourself bustled away and facing your partner for the lesson before you know it.

Still another handful of guest instructors have set up in the Mad Tea-Party, offering a variety of art lessons — from paintings to drawing to pottery to glassblowing! Have a glass of wine, or something stronger, and try your hand at one! Anyone who chooses to do so will get to keep whatever masterpiece they produce.

II. WE TRADE IN FAVORS

The guest instructors aren't the only ones visiting the hotel today. It seems some traveling merchants have come to pitch their wares, and they've set up shop in the hotel lobby. There's display cases of delicately crafted jewelry, all manner of glassware, bolts of fabric, boxes of precious stones and crystal.

Why come to them when you can get what you need for free from the hotel's boutique? There's just no comparison when it comes to exquisite craftsmanship, of course, or the quality of their raw materials. But should you need a reason beyond that — there's something a little magical about their wares. This necklace is spelled to ward off evil, that circuit will grant clear thought, anything made from this bolt of cloth will always keep the wearer perfectly warm or cool, carrying that crystal will give a boost of healing or luck.

They deal only in trade. Teas, if you have them, will fetch the highest price and get you the most unique items. If you don't happen to have a tea, you're not out of luck — they will also accept favors. Perhaps they will ask you to convince someone else to make a purchase as well, perhaps they will send you on a hunt for a specific item. Perhaps they will ask you for something more intangible, like the shape of a smile or the salt of tears. Not your own, of course, you must inspire them in someone else. Hopefully there's someone nearby who can help you with that.

III. SECRET MESSAGES

By your second or third pass around the hotel, after all the visitors have left, you may notice something that looks a little out of place. A loose rock in the otherwise solid structures of the pool area, a shimmer of green tucked in among all the white abstract sculptures in a hallway, an odd knot in the wood of a bench or chair somewhere in the hotel.

No members of the staff seem to have noticed it so far, but for that to remain the case you'll have to work quickly — and work together. Maybe the rock is up too high for one person to reach, maybe the sculptures are too heavy for one person to move, maybe someone needs to stand guard or distract the hotel staff while the other pries out the wood knot.

All those who succeed in retrieving the piece of heavy green paper hidden away will find the same message: a drawing of a caterpillar, accompanied by a series of numbers and the words call a friend.

IV. WELCOME HOME

Maybe you just want to be alone — well, that's what you have your room key for! Oysters room on the second and third floors of the hotel, one to a room. You were assured your room would be exactly what you'd always wished for — and for some, that's right! It's exactly as you would have decorated it yourself. But for others, their rooms are totally wrong. A grizzled cowboy can't have a pink room! Hotel staff are firm, though: every room is exactly as its owner wants it to be. Search your feelings, Oyster. You know it to be true.

On each bed are the Oysters' personal effects, minus weapons, as well as a towel folded in the shape of a heart, and a single foil-wrapped chocolate. If eaten, the chocolate is delicious, and incites a feeling of tender warmth in Oysters — not lust, but a desire for closeness. Why spend time in your room, when you could go find a new friend in the casino?

Anyone who participates in the second prompt will receive an item with a minor enchantment of their choosing! For players apping in this round, you can include it in your list of items. Current players can reply to the second comment on this page to receive approval of their enchanted item. Please direct any questions to the first comment on this page, and happy playing, Oysters!

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"I can't wait for that day to come" He murmured. He seems lost in dancing with him, finding the happiness and joy dancing with his love and his betrothed. "I'll dance with you in my dream until that day comes." He doesn't care if it will be exact, as long it's him.

Eventually, he slows down the dance and when they slow down, catching his wind, and he looks at him in the eyes and kisses him slow and gentle while squeezing his hands gently.

The scandal that they are going to cause as the instructors watch this display with annoyance. He smiles into the kiss before returning it. Lovingly pressing back as he returns the squeeze of those hands. He keeps the kiss light and short so as to not traumatize the others in the room too much. And when he does break away he smiles up at the man with a soft and loving expression.

"You can dance with me whenever you want to, Lan Zhan."

Lan Wangji is very much in love with him. He smiles back, the warmth of the kiss lingers on his lips.

Lacing his fingers with his, squeezing his hand gently. "Would you spend the rest of the night with me too?" He was hoping it will be every night as Lan Wangji craves routine. "I want to spend time with you."

"Of course, Lan Zhan. We can do whatever you want." They already spend most of their time together so it is hardly a difficult request to stay the night with him. He does most nights, usually in Cloud Recesses but every one in awhile they stay at Lotus Pier. He doesn't know if the other man has a specific activity in mind that he wants to do to spend their time together on this particular day.

"Whatever I want." He squeezes his hand. He loves this man since they are classmate together. His passion doesn't waver not after all of these years.

"I want you." He murmured with no self-restraint in his heart. He enjoys dancing and painting.

"Whatever Wei Ying wants. At the end of the day, I want you to spend the night with me." He's gently asking, enjoying that sort of activity with him very much.

He laughs and nuzzles the man's face, "Then you can have me. Every night." He has promised him that once before and that promise will never change. "Because I want you too, Lan Zhan." And that is something that will also stay consistent.

"And I'm happy doing everything the hotel has to offer, or nothing at all. As long as I am with Lan Zhan, I am content."

"Have you every night with me as long as I am with you." He repeats after him.

He's going to mark his words, down to the letter. Taking his hand gently to the elevator to take him to the floor of the residential floor where his room is located.

He smiles as he follows along after him. "Is the day over already? Did dancing get you that excited, Lan Zhan? Or is it wedding talk that does it?"

Of course he is going to tease the other man when he seems so eager to get back to the room already.

"A little bit of both. It's always my dream to marry you." He answered. "I don't about the rules, but when we go back home, everyone will know we're married and you're my husband."

Once they reached his bedroom, he's going to pounce on him to the soft bed, his arms wrapped around him eagerly as he kisses him, greeting him with lots of passion and tenderness.

Lan Wangji always seems to have so much energy in bed and it's such a stark contrast compared to how he is in front of others. It's amusing and Wei Wuxian laughs as he gets pounced. "You've already promised me a second wedding so that everyone will know." But they need to get through the first one before that.

Wei Wuxian kisses him back happily, ready to enjoy Lan Wangji's body against his own once again.

"Mm, a wedding here, and a wedding there." The real wedding will be back home. The wedding here will make their bond stronger. "Mine."

He looks happy when Wei Wuxian smiles and laughs, that a rare smile forms. He pins him to the soft bed and chews on his clothes, and wordlessly he starts undressing him, with every intent to make love to him.

He helps with the undressing, first his robes and then starts to work on the ties holding Lan Wangji's clothing closed. All this wedding talk makes his head swim but now he will have a chance to forget about the ceremony and simply focus on the man involved in it.

He finally let's Lan Wangji worry about the clothing while he places his hands on either side of the man's head so that he can kiss him lovingly.

With the clothes and robes off, he pins Wei Ying to bed as he kisses him passionately, and then nips on his neck, leaving marks on his skin.

It will take him a few moments to fetch the oil needed for the lubrication because he doesn't want to wait. He slicks his fingers with the warm liquid.

"Wei Ying, my love." He whispered with gentleness in his eyes. He playfully grabs the soft globes of his ass to make his intentions known that he wanted to prepare him.

He smiles at him, spreading his legs slightly so that Lan Wangji can prepare him. "You're so eager today, Lan Zhan." Seeing him like that makes excitement build in the pit of his stomach. It makes him happy that Lan Wangji desires him so much. He will happily give himself to this many any day, every day, all day in order to make up for all the lost time they have had.

When Wei Ying obediently spread his legs, surrendering. "Mm. Good." He's definitely making up for the lost time.

With lube slicken fingers, he pries the soft globes of his ass apart for entry and slides his fingers inside of him through the tight entrance, preparing him as he pumps his fingers in and out.

There is that sharp intake of breath as the fingers invade at first. But as those fingers continue to stretch him, his body opens up and he starts to groan his appreciation. Lan Wangji's fingers have become so well versed in this activity that the discomfort becomes shorter each time.

They practice this on most nights, so it's becoming easier. He finds him loose and relaxed to his touch. He's mindful of his discomfort, but it's becoming easier and for him, he's more possessive of him.

"Mine..." He whispered. With the oil, he strokes and slicks up his hard member for friction, and with a lick of his lips and soft hiss, he slides his length all the way in, wanting to be one with him, needing him.

He whimpers as he feels Lan Wangji slide inside of him. His legs wrapping around the man so that he can embed himself all the way to the hilt easier.

"Nnn...Forever yours." And his alone. His body opens up to him accepting him as the one that is his perfect match, filling him so completely every time they do this.

The soft whimpers and moans tells him, he's enjoying this. The lubrication makes it easier for his length to slide in. He finds him soft, hot, and pliant. He waits for his body to become adjust and once he's open, he starts the rhythm of thrusting his cock, plunging deeply and filling him.

"Wei Ying." He said his name like a mantra, as he rains kisses all over his body. He rocks inside of him, already seeing stars as the pleasure builds up.

"Lan Zhan.." He moans loudly as he rocks with those thrusts. "Harder Lan Zhan." He starts to beg as those thrusts plunge into him. He wants to feel more, craving to feel every inch of Lan Wangji.

He could almost be split in two by those thrusts and still crave more, never tiring of the feeling of Lan Wangji inside of him. His voice continues to encourage him.

Each time he begs, he eagerly thrusts back and forth, rocking inside of him. Going harder, he must feel more as he starts to pound away into him, increasing the pace, going faster and deeper.

Loss in the feeling, as the heat is becoming unbearable, he's melting. "It's hot, Wei Ying..." He clutches his hips, his size swells as it feels like it's burning each time he stretches him wide.

"Nngh...Wei ying!" Faster and faster until when he reaches the crescendo of his climax, he clutches his hair and pull it, and then with a hard thrust, he releases hard spilling hot white liquid bursting forth, filling him.

His hands grip anything they can to try and give him the leverage to rock against those thrusts so that he can feel Lan Wangji strike deep into that place inside his body. Every time he does it sends him closer to his own climax and that moment when the heat will reach it's hottest point.

As he feels that release spill into him, it only takes a couple more thrusts before his own breaking point is hit. His hips jerk and his back arches as that seed spills over his stomach. His body tightens around Lan Wangji's length, pulsing with each second of his climax.

As he finishes he collapses against the sheets weakly, his breath coming in pants as that high washes over him.

Lan Wangji sagged from the exertion as the high and pleasure washed over him. Their bond becomes incredible, deeper by the day and they're becoming inseparable.

Eventually, he collapsed and weakly rolls on the side, trying to catch his breath as the seed begin to dribble, their wet mess spilled on the sheets. But he doesn't care.

"Mn." He reaches out to offer an arm, a pillow for his head as he wanted Wei Ying to rest on his chest. "Feels good. Wei Ying is all right?"

"I'm always good when I am with you, Lan Zhan." He lays his head down and nestles against him. He is always so content after he has been with lan Wangji in this way. No one could complete him like this man does.

Despite the fact that they are sweaty and covered in their release, Wei Wuxian wraps himself around Lan Wangji. They can always get cleaned up later, but for now he is content to enjoy the contact. Even when it is just laying like this, there is a warmth and a satisfaction will having their naked bodies pressed together.

With a content sigh, he curls up with him. Wei Ying's satisfaction is always important to him. Each time they make love, there's a high and a good mood.

"Wei Ying is pleased." He murmured as he felt his body nestle against him, solid and warm, and felt fulfilled and complete. He pulls the blanket over, their naked bodies keep each other warm.

"Mn. Love you, Wei Ying. Very much." Even though it's against the rules of Gusu to take a nap during the day, a small nap is in order as Lan Wangji felt his eyes closed and drift off to a light sleep.

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