TEST DRIVE MEME 003

[happyheartsstaff]

HAPPY HEARTS HOTEL

You wake up in a padded box. It rocks, gently, as though suspended in mid-air. You begin to stir, confusion or distress pushing you to try to sit up — and then the air begins to smell sweet, and you fall back asleep.

You wake up in a padded box. For a moment, you are beatifically calm. You don't know how you got here, or why, but that isn't really all that important. You don't need to know where you are. You're just... here. And here is a wonderful place to be.

But there is a niggling suspicion growing in the back of your mind. A suspicion that here is not somewhere you wanted to be. That it is not where you're supposed to be. You remember... chasing a white rabbit (or was it a person)? A mirror? Bright light, and green ivy crawling over your skin... Before you can worry too much, the box jolts, and then settles, and after a long moment the walls fall from around you to reveal —

A hotel lobby?

"Welcome to the Happy Hearts Hotel and Casino," says an attendant behind a desk. "We're so pleased you could join us. We have your room keys and Empathies here, please make an orderly line and we'll hand them out once we've confirmed identities. After that, feel free to explore the hotel! We highly recommend starting with the casino. Everyone's a winner here in Happy Hearts!"

Is this normal? It doesn't feel normal. And hey — you could swear you had shoes before!

I. SHALL WE DANCE, SHALL WE FLY

Those of you hoping to make use of The Pool of Tears today are in for a disappointment — it appears to have been shut down for the day to make room for a special event! Dozens of small vehicles that resemble pink flamingos are parked along the grounds by the pool, and others are being flown above it with varying levels of skill.

People wearing name tags identifying them as guest instructors mingle around the parked vehicles to offer lessons on how to fly the flamingos. They'll also allow the flamingos to be checked out to be used for recreation, regardless of whether the person checking them out has had flying lessons or not.

Why is this taking place in the pool area and not outdoors, you may ask? Why, because a crash landing in water is so much softer on the bones than on solid land, of course.

Or perhaps you were hoping to spend some time at the Caucus-Race, making use of the hotel's private gym. It seems that, too, had been taken over for an event — dance lessons! There are more guest instructors there to lead dances of all kinds, from groups to couples to private instruction. Even if you didn't intend to partake of them when you came here, you may find yourself bustled away and facing your partner for the lesson before you know it.

Still another handful of guest instructors have set up in the Mad Tea-Party, offering a variety of art lessons — from paintings to drawing to pottery to glassblowing! Have a glass of wine, or something stronger, and try your hand at one! Anyone who chooses to do so will get to keep whatever masterpiece they produce.

II. WE TRADE IN FAVORS

The guest instructors aren't the only ones visiting the hotel today. It seems some traveling merchants have come to pitch their wares, and they've set up shop in the hotel lobby. There's display cases of delicately crafted jewelry, all manner of glassware, bolts of fabric, boxes of precious stones and crystal.

Why come to them when you can get what you need for free from the hotel's boutique? There's just no comparison when it comes to exquisite craftsmanship, of course, or the quality of their raw materials. But should you need a reason beyond that — there's something a little magical about their wares. This necklace is spelled to ward off evil, that circuit will grant clear thought, anything made from this bolt of cloth will always keep the wearer perfectly warm or cool, carrying that crystal will give a boost of healing or luck.

They deal only in trade. Teas, if you have them, will fetch the highest price and get you the most unique items. If you don't happen to have a tea, you're not out of luck — they will also accept favors. Perhaps they will ask you to convince someone else to make a purchase as well, perhaps they will send you on a hunt for a specific item. Perhaps they will ask you for something more intangible, like the shape of a smile or the salt of tears. Not your own, of course, you must inspire them in someone else. Hopefully there's someone nearby who can help you with that.

III. SECRET MESSAGES

By your second or third pass around the hotel, after all the visitors have left, you may notice something that looks a little out of place. A loose rock in the otherwise solid structures of the pool area, a shimmer of green tucked in among all the white abstract sculptures in a hallway, an odd knot in the wood of a bench or chair somewhere in the hotel.

No members of the staff seem to have noticed it so far, but for that to remain the case you'll have to work quickly — and work together. Maybe the rock is up too high for one person to reach, maybe the sculptures are too heavy for one person to move, maybe someone needs to stand guard or distract the hotel staff while the other pries out the wood knot.

All those who succeed in retrieving the piece of heavy green paper hidden away will find the same message: a drawing of a caterpillar, accompanied by a series of numbers and the words call a friend.

IV. WELCOME HOME

Maybe you just want to be alone — well, that's what you have your room key for! Oysters room on the second and third floors of the hotel, one to a room. You were assured your room would be exactly what you'd always wished for — and for some, that's right! It's exactly as you would have decorated it yourself. But for others, their rooms are totally wrong. A grizzled cowboy can't have a pink room! Hotel staff are firm, though: every room is exactly as its owner wants it to be. Search your feelings, Oyster. You know it to be true.

On each bed are the Oysters' personal effects, minus weapons, as well as a towel folded in the shape of a heart, and a single foil-wrapped chocolate. If eaten, the chocolate is delicious, and incites a feeling of tender warmth in Oysters — not lust, but a desire for closeness. Why spend time in your room, when you could go find a new friend in the casino?

Anyone who participates in the second prompt will receive an item with a minor enchantment of their choosing! For players apping in this round, you can include it in your list of items. Current players can reply to the second comment on this page to receive approval of their enchanted item. Please direct any questions to the first comment on this page, and happy playing, Oysters!

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Comments

[sadflutenoises]

Sport? Ah, of course Lan Zhan would want something with a strict set of rules, rather than just another brawl.

"Just wushu, it's not like either of us has a weapon," he shrugs, loosening up his muscles, feet sinking lightly into the mat.

"Lan must have a bare-handed style, no? Or is that too crude?" he's teasing now, words meant to rile his opponent. The last thing he wanted was for Lan Zhan to go easy on him.

"If you absolutely need rules, ah... first to get the other to yield, wins. I guess if you can manage to pin or knock out the other, so they can't yield on their own, that will work too."

[inquiryguqin]

"Wushu. Bare hands and legs. Wei Ying is not made of glass. Those are the rules." He simplified it in a few words. "Lan Zhan has bare-hands, but Wei Ying is really testing his patience."

However, Lan Wangji has his hands tucked behind his back in a relaxed state. He has too many openings, not in offense or defense stance.

With a hum, "Wei Ying, I'm already yielding. Make your attack."

[sadflutenoises]

"Right, right."

He's barely listening, as Lan Zhan repeats the rules back at him, rolling his shoulders for good measure. Though when he mentions that Wei Wuxian is trying his patience, that receives a raise of his brows and a self-satisfied smirk. He starts to approach, with a confidence that's mostly hot air and bluster; the last several fights he's been in had relied on a lot of dodging or demonic cultivation. He's not usually the one to initiate.

Without another word, he rushes, pulling back a fist, but once he nears, he drops low instead, aiming a sweeping kick for Lan Zhan's legs.

[inquiryguqin]

Lan Zhan evades by stepping aside. He has no plan to attack him, but rather allow Wei Ying to just fight that energy out and he'll absorb his blows.

When the kick connects, kicking him is like kicking a rock, but he managed to block his kick with his arm to push his leg away.

"..." Meanwhile, Lan Zhan watches his next move, reading and predicting his next attack.

[sadflutenoises]

There's a soft grunt from Wei Wuxian when Lan Zhan blocks the kick with his solidly muscled arm. There'll probably be a bruise there, later, but it would hardly be a bare-fisted fight without a few bumps. Lan Wangji, on the other hand, doesn't follow up with anything, other than to push him back. It shouldn't frustrate him, but the feeling that he's lesser, even when they're on as close to equal footing as they can be here, it's hard not to feel irritated.

"Come on Lan Zhan, are you a man or a punching bag?"

He tries to keep in close, to duck in under his guard for a palm strike at Lan Zhan's chest, meant to off-balance. Lan Wangji easily has more weight on him, but it's hard to leverage it when he won't so much as swing a fist in retaliation.

To test his theory, see if Lan Zhan is going easy, Wei Wuxian leaves himself open, just to see if he'll take the bait and actually try to land a hit.

[inquiryguqin]

Lan Wangji keeps evading his moves, his movements fluid like water.

"Neither. The problem is, you need to find the weakness of your opponent."

He blocked his palm strike easily enough, recognizing the type of attack with his own palm strike. However, he can see his attacks. "Yunmeng Jiang style. I know your attacks." He steps back, reading his moves, and when Wei Ying leaves himself open, a lesson must be learned.

After looking seemingly passive, Lan Wangji lunges forward and strikes at specific meridians on his body, and then charges forward to pin him to the mat, clutching at his throat to block his airway.

[sadflutenoises]

After all the insistence that he didn't want to fight and would yield, he wasn't sure he'd be able to get a rise out of Lan Wangji at all. And of course it would be the one shining moment of hubris that brought about his immediate downfall.

While striking his meridians would be sure to halt the flow of energy cycling from his golden core, at least he didn't have to worry about that particular problem. It still struck nerves and made his arm feel numb, and he makes a startled noise as he hits the mat.

It's not the first time someone's tried to choke the life out of him, and it's not enough to make him give in, at least, not right away. He tries to wriggle out of it, and brings his legs up, kicking out to try to break Lan Zhan's hold.

Much as he wants to, he can't throw out a teasing barb or witty remark when he can't even suck in a breath.

[inquiryguqin]

He only holds him down for a few seconds, but then immediately releases his throat, allowing airflow to return. After his kicks connect to him, hitting him repeatedly, he sees Wei Ying's struggling face and was struck with immediate guilt. The kicks don't hurt, it's his expression of struggle.

"..." Without saying a word, he becomes upset again. At himself. He realized his own weakness is his own feelings for him. Very quickly he removes himself off him and forfeits the sparring match, leaving him on the floor. The feelings in his arms should return shortly.

He goes to sit numbly in front of the mirror, with a dark cloud over his head, but not looking at himself in his reflection.

[sadflutenoises]

Before he can make another attempt to twist free, or maybe throw a leg out to shift their balance, Lan Zhan retreats. Did he do something wrong? He and Jiang Cheng's roughhousing was often much more violent, and We Wuxian considered it little more than playing around. He supposed that sort of behavior would be completely out of place with the Lan sect, who always fought so seriously.

"La-" he coughs, throat just a little raw as he clears it, "Lan Zhan?"

He stands up, then dusts himself off, putting on a smile he hopes is reassuring.

"See? Not glass. Nothing broken, not even cracked!" just his pride. A little.

[inquiryguqin]

Hearing the cough, he realizes it's his fault. He's emotionally beating himself up. Lan sect members are tough warriors true.

Even at his smiles, he frowns. "I don't like fighting and hurting Wei Ying. I rather do this instead."

He wraps his arms around him, feeling the shape of his body, and hugs him gently, planting his face on his shoulder.

[sadflutenoises]

"I'm not h-"

Hurt, he's about to insist, cut off by the arms that embrace him in a sudden hug. Really, it's a few bruises at most, and he can get those taken care of at the spa in no time at all. He has to bite his tongue to keep from mentioning that when Lan Zhan's soul-twin had his arms around his neck, back in the woods, in a very different sort of rough play, he hadn't minded that at all.

If the hug itself weren't enough to bring a flush to his cheeks, those thoughts certainly are, and as his arms twitch with pins and needles as feeling returns, it's hard to do much more than stand there and lean pathetically into Lan Zhan.

"Alright, alright, you win, no fighting Lan Zhan." he sighs, thunking his head lightly against Lan Zhan's, where he rests on Wei Wuxian's shoulder. He's not that much shorter, and Lan Wangji is still using him as a chin rest!

"But if I get sluggish and out of practice, I'll expect you to pick up the slack," he teases.

[inquiryguqin]

Hugs are better and feel good to him. He just wants to hold Wei Ying in his arms. He's a comfortable chin rest. When he finally surrenders, he slowly unwinds and lets him go, arms at his sides.

"Mn. Good. Wei Ying isn't hurt. I was worried, but I'm not good at pretending."

He slowly nods, and looks at his pale neck, and gently touches it with a brush just to be sure Wei Wuxian is all right and breathing. "I shouldn't have done that." Still guilty. "Never want to hurt Wei Ying."

[sadflutenoises]

"I'm fine, I'm fine!" he insists with a laugh, but Lan Zhan seems just as insistent on confirming that for himself. Wei Wuxian hasn't exactly checked thoroughly in the mirror, but just from the feel of it, there's a good chance his neck will bruise. Not that it matters! He thinks, since his next stop will be the spa anyway. He's pretty sure his own Lan Zhan would be livid about this sort of mark coming from anyone but, well... Lan Wangji?

It's a confusing middle ground he hasn't had time to put much thought to. His laugh turns nervous, and he takes a half-step back, unable to hide the slight flush that gentle touch has caused.

"Don't be silly, I asked you to! Practically begged."

[inquiryguqin]

Lan Zhan's frowns at the bruise that he gently rubs over the marks he made on his skin. But then when he steps back, his expression reveals nothing. Instead, he closes his eyes and bows in apology, even though Wei Ying's forgiveness is sincere and heartfelt.

"I will think of proper lessons to teach Wei Ying properly in a spar next time." He speaks soft and low. "If Wei Ying is eager to learn."

[sadflutenoises]

Seeing Lan Zhan bow to him is startling, throws him off, and he takes a note from Zewu Jun and rushes forward to try to catch Lan Wangji's hands before he completes his bow, shaking his head.

"L-Lan Zhan, you really don't have to- come on, that's too much," he fumbles. In his hurry to smooth things over, he's quick to agree with Lan Zhan's suggestion.

"Wha- I- Yes, yes, that's. Lan Zhan can teach me. Whatever you want."

[inquiryguqin]

At that, he's comfortable and approved of his answer and slowly nods, feeling much better and assured that Wei Ying is all right, and relaxes, letting his arms fall to the side.

"Wei Ying, go heal at spa. For your throat. Next time we spar, I will teach a different lesson."

[sadflutenoises]

"Right, right," he concedes, huffing out a soft sigh. He hasn't had to take lessons since he was still a teenager. Is Lan Zhan really up for such a rambunctious student. Only time will tell.

"Til next time," he sends Lan Zhan a grin, before heading off toward the spa.

[inquiryguqin]

He silently watches him go and leaves the area. After a long while, he looks at his reflection in the mirror and then at his own hands, resisting the urge to smack himself out of frustration, knowing how capable he can be with his own hands and strength, holding himself back, and in the end, silently felt terrible and self-conscious of his own strength and himself. "..."

Eventually, he needs time and space on his own and seeks meditation to figure the maze of his heart and his thoughts.