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𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒯𝒮 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐹𝐹 ([personal profile] happyheartsstaff) wrote in [community profile] funnyhearts2020-04-22 10:38 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME 001 (#2)

HAPPY HEARTS HOTEL

You wake up in a padded box. It rocks, gently, as though suspended in mid-air. You begin to stir, confusion or distress pushing you to try to sit up — and then the air begins to smell sweet, and you fall back asleep.

You wake up in a padded box. For a moment, you are beatifically calm. You don't know how you got here, or why, but that isn't really all that important. You don't need to know where you are. You're just... here. And here is a wonderful place to be.

But there is a niggling suspicion growing in the back of your mind. A suspicion that here is not somewhere you wanted to be. That it is not where you're supposed to be. You remember... chasing a white rabbit (or was it a person)? A mirror? Bright light, and green ivy crawling over your skin... Before you can worry too much, the box jolts, and then settles, and after a long moment the walls fall from around you to reveal —

A hotel lobby?

"Welcome to the Happy Hearts Hotel and Casino," says an attendant behind a desk. "We're so pleased you could join us for our grand opening gala. We have your room keys and Empathies here, please make an orderly line and we'll hand them out once we've confirmed identities. After that, feel free to explore the hotel! We highly recommend starting with the casino. Everyone's a winner here in Happy Hearts!"

Is this normal? It doesn't feel normal. And hey — you could swear you had shoes before!

I. THE CASINO FLOOR



As you pass through the entrance to the casino floor, an attendant passes you a small bag of chips. The casino is loud and bright and filled with games of every kind — you want to play poker? They've got a table for that. Sabacc? There's a table for that, too. Slots, pachinko, and bingo are just a few of the other games on offer. The attendant in the lobby wasn't lying, either — everyone who plays wins. Everyone, every time.

Servers wander the floor with trays of shotglasses full of multi-coloured liquids, offering them to every Oyster "Compliments of Her Royal Highness." If you're expecting alcohol, though, you'll be surprised — these drinks are teas made of the distilled emotions of every Oyster in the hotel. Each colour of tea corresponds to a different emotion, and as soon as you take a sip, you feel overcome with that emotion.
JOY — the distilled essence of happiness, this tea makes even the most rough and tumble of Oysters giddy with happiness — for a moment. The effect fades into a general sense of contentment and affability after a few seconds, and that itself fades away slowly over the course of twenty minutes.

ANGER — this tea, anger in liquid form, can make the most even-tempered of Oysters ready to absolutely blow a gasket. For twenty minutes, anyone who drinks this tea will find themselves much more easily annoyed, frustrated, and all around irritable and snappy.

SADNESS — distilled sadness is a potent tea, capable of turning a stoic, stalwart Oyster into a blubbering mess in moments. Events that may have previously only been a minor disappointment become the end of the world, every repressed unhappiness comes to the fore, and for twenty minutes, any Oyster who drinks a sadness tea can hardly keep themselves together.


II. MAKING WAVES



If gambling isn't to your interest, there are many other areas of the hotel to explore! For the moment, only The Pool Of Tears and the Pig & Pepper Buffet are available for Oysters to peruse, but the staff assure anyone who asks that the other facilities will be open by the next day. Unfortunately, that means no one can buy any swimsuits from This Elegant Thimble, but the staff aren't going to kick anyone out of the pool for jumping in in their clothes!

There are four main attractions to The Pool of Tears: the pool, the jacuzzi, the wave pool, and the lazy river. The water is always just the right temperature, clean and clear and refreshing. It feels as if the sun shines down from above you, warm and comforting. Scattered through the pool area are clusters of modern lounge chairs, just waiting for someone to come relax in them. The Pool is, in a word, serene.

But not for long. The waves generated by the wave pool begin to get choppier, and larger, until it becomes clear that the generator itself is malfunctioning — too late, however, to avoid the tsunami that crashes through the whole Pool and leaves it flooded. Thankfully, no water escapes into the rest of the hotel, and the hotel staff work quickly to rescue those trapped in the Pool and drain the flooding — but you better hope you can tread water until they get to you!




III. EAT ME, DRINK ME



The Pig & Pepper buffet serves lunch foods from across all different cultures, offering something for everyone, and some things you've never even heard of.

On offer with these lunchtime dishes are cookies and biscuits and scones of all kinds, held on tiered trays with signs that proclaim Eat Me! in delightfully whimsical calligraphy. Nearby, hotel staff man a small booth for doling out cups of fruit waters from large pitchers, which have Drink Me! painted playfully on their sides.

It takes a while to feel the effects — perhaps you've even left the Pig & Pepper by the time it happens — but those who eat the cookies and scones inevitably end up growing in size, whether a few inches or feet, and those who drank the fruity water similarly shrink. Eat enough and you might strain the ceiling; drink enough and you'll be the size of a thimble! It's not permanent — if no one else can help you figure out how to get back to normal, the staff certainly will — but it's definitely inconvenient!




IV. WELCOME HOME



Maybe you just want to be alone — well, that's what you have your room key for! Oysters room on the second and third floors of the hotel, one to a room. You were assured your room would be exactly what you'd always wished for — and for some, that's right! It's exactly as you would have decorated it yourself. But for others, their rooms are totally wrong. A grizzled cowboy can't have a pink room! Hotel staff are firm, though: every room is exactly as its owner wants it to be. Search your feelings, Oyster. You know it to be true.

On each bed are the Oysters' personal effects, minus weapons, as well as a towel folded in the shape of a heart, and a single foil-wrapped chocolate. If eaten, the chocolate is delicious, and incites a feeling of tender warmth in Oysters — not lust, but a desire for closeness. Why spend time in your room, when you could go find a new friend in the casino?





Welcome to the (second!) first TDM of Happy Hearts, a new panfandom roleplaying game here on DW! If you have any questions, please direct them to the first comment on this page. Happy playing, Oysters!




© tessisamess


sixrealmsofhell: (Default)

[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-04-26 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Different colors of tea. I was of course drawn to the red one.

[Red like the color of that one eye. He should have taken a blue drink instead. He should have known red is a bad choice.]

Let's just say, 'seeing red' became less of an expression and more of a truth.
lunchbreaks: (only you can save me、 s.o.s)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-04-27 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear.

Very sorry to hear that, sir.

But we will need to eat soon, I feel. It'll be time for dinner...
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[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-04-27 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
They can't possibly spike everything unless starving to death is part of their plan. Perhaps eating someplace besides the casino is the key.
lunchbreaks: (i've been angry and sad)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-04-28 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, when you find someone willing to take that risk, you let me know.

[ One of them doesn't really require food, but he will eat it if it looks good. Or smells good. Or, heck, someone please test out this theory so he can eat. ]
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[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-04-28 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mind taking the risk now that i know what I am up against. It's all about control over one's body and there are few that are better at control then I.

[His own and other people's bodies..it is kind of his specialty. Even without his powers he feels confident in what he can do.]

It also helps to know if potential antidotes are nearby. [Hence..the long walk back.] There are the tables.
lunchbreaks: (go slowly with me now)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-05-02 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, perfect!

[ He pops up to try and get over to the table. There do seem to be a plate of snacks that are miniature, that he had just assumed were a prop before. ]

This must be it.
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[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-05-02 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He helps him onto the table and then looks at the array.]

Moment of truth. Eat a cookie and let's see if you don't go back to normal. I'll be avoiding any such taste test. I'd like to continue to fit through doors.

[He's already guessing how this works and isn't about to try it out no matter how willing he is to be a test subject for other things.]
lunchbreaks: (if you change your mind)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-05-03 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Too late, Aziraphale's already eaten three. Nothing appears to be happening, which is worrisome, but he stuffs his pockets with some more biscuits and then--

--
]

Oh, oh no.

[ He starts to get bigger, and suddenly he's normal-sized again, sitting on the table with one leg over the other, totally, 100%, looking like he's trying to pretend that's exactly how he planned it. ]
sixrealmsofhell: (you amuse me)

[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-05-03 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[That worked much faster then Mukuro expected which means the shrinking must have also happened very quickly. A good thing to remember for the future.

Mukuro laughs softly as the change and now looks up at the man from his seat.]

Mystery solved. I might suggest not eating any more of those.
lunchbreaks: (there is nothing we can do)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-05-03 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm not sure how much I--

[ He gets off the table and it turns out he is still a little shorter than he remembers being. ]

How tall are you?
sixrealmsofhell: (Default)

[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-05-03 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 180cm..or 5'9" if you go by that scale. How tall are you supposed to be?

[He is really quite amused by this whole proceeding. Since he doesn't know how tall the other is supposed to be, its all relative but at least he can at as some sort of guide for the other to know how big he needs to be.]
lunchbreaks: (another starry night like this)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-05-04 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well about your height, actually.

[ He says, a full head shorter than Mukuro. ]

[ OoC: Also I didn't know if you meant for this to be a calculation error on Mukuro's part but 180 cm is 5' 11"! ]
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[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-05-04 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: I only knew him at 180cm so I had to google the conversion. So Google has lead me astray LOL]

Then you might want to eat another cookie. Or start with half of one and see how that goes.
lunchbreaks: (i've been with you such a long time)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-05-04 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ He eats another one, because they're quite small now, and he doesn't know if he can accurately bite one in half.

And then he waits.

And then he waits a little more.

And grows steadily, steadily taller.
]

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[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-05-04 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Feeling better now? I think they will be more willing to listen to you yell at them now.

[He will definitely not be eating anything for at least a day after seeing all of this play out.]
lunchbreaks: (if you change your mind)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-05-05 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, alright, but I still think they won't listen to a thing I say.

Used to be so easy for me, but I'm not feeling very persuasive.
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[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-05-06 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Probably doesn't matter how persuasive you are. We are meant to be used as playthings and nothing we say is going to stop that until they are satisfied and tired of us.
lunchbreaks: (there is nothing we can do)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-05-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I just can't accept that. I'm no plaything.
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[personal profile] sixrealmsofhell 2020-05-07 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks down at the table then back at the other man.]

You already played their game and lost.
lunchbreaks: (if you change your mind)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-05-07 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not!

[ He is very indignant about this. ]

I am trying to exit the game!