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𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒯𝒮 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐹𝐹 ([personal profile] happyheartsstaff) wrote in [community profile] funnyhearts2020-04-22 10:38 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME 001 (#2)

HAPPY HEARTS HOTEL

You wake up in a padded box. It rocks, gently, as though suspended in mid-air. You begin to stir, confusion or distress pushing you to try to sit up — and then the air begins to smell sweet, and you fall back asleep.

You wake up in a padded box. For a moment, you are beatifically calm. You don't know how you got here, or why, but that isn't really all that important. You don't need to know where you are. You're just... here. And here is a wonderful place to be.

But there is a niggling suspicion growing in the back of your mind. A suspicion that here is not somewhere you wanted to be. That it is not where you're supposed to be. You remember... chasing a white rabbit (or was it a person)? A mirror? Bright light, and green ivy crawling over your skin... Before you can worry too much, the box jolts, and then settles, and after a long moment the walls fall from around you to reveal —

A hotel lobby?

"Welcome to the Happy Hearts Hotel and Casino," says an attendant behind a desk. "We're so pleased you could join us for our grand opening gala. We have your room keys and Empathies here, please make an orderly line and we'll hand them out once we've confirmed identities. After that, feel free to explore the hotel! We highly recommend starting with the casino. Everyone's a winner here in Happy Hearts!"

Is this normal? It doesn't feel normal. And hey — you could swear you had shoes before!

I. THE CASINO FLOOR



As you pass through the entrance to the casino floor, an attendant passes you a small bag of chips. The casino is loud and bright and filled with games of every kind — you want to play poker? They've got a table for that. Sabacc? There's a table for that, too. Slots, pachinko, and bingo are just a few of the other games on offer. The attendant in the lobby wasn't lying, either — everyone who plays wins. Everyone, every time.

Servers wander the floor with trays of shotglasses full of multi-coloured liquids, offering them to every Oyster "Compliments of Her Royal Highness." If you're expecting alcohol, though, you'll be surprised — these drinks are teas made of the distilled emotions of every Oyster in the hotel. Each colour of tea corresponds to a different emotion, and as soon as you take a sip, you feel overcome with that emotion.
JOY — the distilled essence of happiness, this tea makes even the most rough and tumble of Oysters giddy with happiness — for a moment. The effect fades into a general sense of contentment and affability after a few seconds, and that itself fades away slowly over the course of twenty minutes.

ANGER — this tea, anger in liquid form, can make the most even-tempered of Oysters ready to absolutely blow a gasket. For twenty minutes, anyone who drinks this tea will find themselves much more easily annoyed, frustrated, and all around irritable and snappy.

SADNESS — distilled sadness is a potent tea, capable of turning a stoic, stalwart Oyster into a blubbering mess in moments. Events that may have previously only been a minor disappointment become the end of the world, every repressed unhappiness comes to the fore, and for twenty minutes, any Oyster who drinks a sadness tea can hardly keep themselves together.


II. MAKING WAVES



If gambling isn't to your interest, there are many other areas of the hotel to explore! For the moment, only The Pool Of Tears and the Pig & Pepper Buffet are available for Oysters to peruse, but the staff assure anyone who asks that the other facilities will be open by the next day. Unfortunately, that means no one can buy any swimsuits from This Elegant Thimble, but the staff aren't going to kick anyone out of the pool for jumping in in their clothes!

There are four main attractions to The Pool of Tears: the pool, the jacuzzi, the wave pool, and the lazy river. The water is always just the right temperature, clean and clear and refreshing. It feels as if the sun shines down from above you, warm and comforting. Scattered through the pool area are clusters of modern lounge chairs, just waiting for someone to come relax in them. The Pool is, in a word, serene.

But not for long. The waves generated by the wave pool begin to get choppier, and larger, until it becomes clear that the generator itself is malfunctioning — too late, however, to avoid the tsunami that crashes through the whole Pool and leaves it flooded. Thankfully, no water escapes into the rest of the hotel, and the hotel staff work quickly to rescue those trapped in the Pool and drain the flooding — but you better hope you can tread water until they get to you!




III. EAT ME, DRINK ME



The Pig & Pepper buffet serves lunch foods from across all different cultures, offering something for everyone, and some things you've never even heard of.

On offer with these lunchtime dishes are cookies and biscuits and scones of all kinds, held on tiered trays with signs that proclaim Eat Me! in delightfully whimsical calligraphy. Nearby, hotel staff man a small booth for doling out cups of fruit waters from large pitchers, which have Drink Me! painted playfully on their sides.

It takes a while to feel the effects — perhaps you've even left the Pig & Pepper by the time it happens — but those who eat the cookies and scones inevitably end up growing in size, whether a few inches or feet, and those who drank the fruity water similarly shrink. Eat enough and you might strain the ceiling; drink enough and you'll be the size of a thimble! It's not permanent — if no one else can help you figure out how to get back to normal, the staff certainly will — but it's definitely inconvenient!




IV. WELCOME HOME



Maybe you just want to be alone — well, that's what you have your room key for! Oysters room on the second and third floors of the hotel, one to a room. You were assured your room would be exactly what you'd always wished for — and for some, that's right! It's exactly as you would have decorated it yourself. But for others, their rooms are totally wrong. A grizzled cowboy can't have a pink room! Hotel staff are firm, though: every room is exactly as its owner wants it to be. Search your feelings, Oyster. You know it to be true.

On each bed are the Oysters' personal effects, minus weapons, as well as a towel folded in the shape of a heart, and a single foil-wrapped chocolate. If eaten, the chocolate is delicious, and incites a feeling of tender warmth in Oysters — not lust, but a desire for closeness. Why spend time in your room, when you could go find a new friend in the casino?





Welcome to the (second!) first TDM of Happy Hearts, a new panfandom roleplaying game here on DW! If you have any questions, please direct them to the first comment on this page. Happy playing, Oysters!




© tessisamess


scaredofdogs: (Default)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-17 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that is as much of a giveaway as anything else I've ever done. You looked so surprised though! I imagine seeing a new face call you that was pretty shocking.
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[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-17 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ And how does he explain that he'd recognize Wei Ying's laugh two miles away?

That he'd see a flash of his smile, a wave of his hand, and know?
]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-17 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He finishes his tea and sets the cup back down, staring at it as he thinks about that meeting. The differences between the two Lan Wangji's are so subtle.]

Things are going to be so interesting now.
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[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He looks up. ]

How so?
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-17 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well with the two of you around..it will be very busy. And what if this means others are going to show up? It seems like this place likes to bring people in in groups.
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[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
If there are more Wei Ying, and more Lan Wangji, we will get out of here in no time.
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Many great minds thinking together!
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[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Is there nothing else you wish to know?
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head, having already had more information then he knows what to do with today.]

You've already told me so much, Lan Zhan. And we have lots of time to learn about more.
billowing: (雾非雾 | the mist is not mist)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ That is fair.

He drinks more tea, and basks in his company, quietly.
]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He's content to just enjoy the company as well, eventually pulling out chenqing to play as long as Lan Wangji doesn't mind listening. So many times, Lan wangji has played for him, to calm his mind. Now he would like to play with Lan Wangji like he would when they were traveling.]
billowing: (东风无力 | the east wind powerless)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ If he will play, Lan Wangji will listen with rapt attention. He's an audience of one, but he'd like to think if there were more people around, he'd still be playing for just him.

Listening to this, he almost believes he's at Lotus Pier.
]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He plays through a couple tunes before going to the one that has always lived in the corner of his mind since he first heard it. The one that gave him away on the mountain that day. He may never get to enjoy Lotus Pier in this way with Lan Wangji..but this fake one almost makes up for it.]
billowing: (别亦难 | longer still since we parted)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ He plays beautifully, and it moves Lan Wangji so that he stops everything else, only to watch him play.

They are like two sides of a coin, two notes in a harmony.
]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He finishes and lowers the flute with a smile. He hasn't had a lot of opportunity to just play since being here and lately hasn't felt much in the mood for doing so either..]

It's been awhile. I hope I didn't mess it up.
billowing: (梦不成 | such that i cannot dream)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
It was perfect.

[ The thank you is implied.

He pours some tea for Wei Ying, even if he is not hosting.
]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He sets the flute down on the table and picks up the tea, taking a sip to wet his mouth after all the playing.]

It's nice to get to play without having to fight anything.
billowing: (晓镜但愁 | gazing into a mirror at dawn)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
You should more often.

[ But only for Lan Wangji, of course. ]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'll play a whole concert for you someday, Lan Zhan. But you need to write me more songs.

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[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I have.

[ He just hasn't played them to a Wei Ying who is alive. ]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Then I will happily play them for you. Lan Zhan makes such good music.
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[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
We will have to do it tomorrow.

[ He doesn't carry his qin around unless he intends to play it. ]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is incredibly pleased that they already have so many plans. The hotel is looking a little bit brighter again in his eyes.]

I have so much to look forward to now!
billowing: (花非花 | the flowers are not flowers)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-06-18 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm.

[ And then, after a bit of a pause: ]

It is getting late. I should go.
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-06-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pouts a little but he finds he isn't too sad about it, considering all the things he has to look forward to and the fact that he knows soon Lan Wangji's internal clock is going to kick in.]

Mm..if you need anything you know where to find me. And tomorrow I will see you again!

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